If you Google “Least surprising situation ever” this photo should be the first thing that comes up. I did not take this photo, as the people I congregate with all live by a strict, “Don’t mess with bears” code of honor. (I saw it first on 9gag.)

While someone in the background is calmly playing with a baby goat, this woman has decided to embrace the baby bear.

Bad choice. Always choose goat.

If there were ever a photo that required a caption, it is this one. Mine would be: “Bears hate sunglasses that are shaped like hearts.”

What would your caption be?