How to apologize to 27,000 people.

Last year I had a Viking funeral for my email list. I don’t know if it was technically a Viking funeral because our pyre was a portable fire pit and we put in our driveway, not a river. I also lit it with a bic lighter instead of an arrow that had been set aflame. I...

How to look good on the Internet.

Last Wednesday, my wife and I took our daughters to the new American Girl Doll store in Nashville. My kids had gift cards from a friend and were eager to snatch a doll from the cold hands of the grave. That sentence took a dark turn but American Girl Doll will...

Be weird until the rest of the world catches up.

Seven years ago, when I talked to publishers about turning my blog into a book, they thought I was weird. I wasn’t a pioneer. By 2008, other people had parlayed a blog into a book, but it wasn’t common yet. The idea that a blogger could be an author was still a little...

The best account on Instagram and the lie we tell each day.

Yesterday, I handed my passport and ticket to a TSA agent at the airport. I asked her how she was doing and with a chipper voice she said, “I’m wonderful, how are you?” “I’m great!” I replied, “Look at us, you’re wonderful, I’m great, we must be having a good day.”...